Sorry for a really late post, I've had a lot on my plate recently. This is the second storyline for July's superstar of the month: The Undertaker.
Week 1:
Undertaker is in the ring, talking about how for the last 2 decades he's reigned over the WWE as the most dominant force at Wrestlemania. So far, there has been no person able to beat him. Many have tried, and all have failed. This year will be no different.
However, this year there will be a tournament to determine who will face the Deadman. Over the next several weeks, there will be qualifying matches, with the winners advancing in the tournament.
The matches start next week, and everyone should be ready for a match, as they will only be announced on the night of each show.
Week 2:
The qualifying matches are announced as Jack Swagger vs. MVP and Evan Bourne vs. Primo.
Match 1: Swagger vs. MVP
The match is a good back and forth match, with Swagger eventually pulling out the win.
Match 2: Bourne vs. Primo
Another great match, Bourne picks up the victory.
Week 3:
This week, it's Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho and Vladimir Kozlov vs. Ezekiel Jackson
Match 1: Ziggler vs. Jericho
Jericho beats Ziggler in a semi-squash.
Match 2: Kozlov vs. Jackson
Jackosn defeats Kozlov in a great big man match.
Week 4:
Undertaker is in the ring again, and says that the tournament is progressing well. It's shaping up to be a great match, no matter who he faces. As for the matches this week, we have Matt Hardy vs. Christian and John Morrison vs. R Truth.
Match 1: Hardy vs. Christian
Hardy wins after a questionable manoeuvre.
Match 2: Morrison vs. Truth
The match is going pretty well, with lots of back and forth action. Suddenly, the lights cut out, and when they come back on, both men are laid out in the ring, with nobody else around. Morrison is able to drape an arm across Truth to get the win.
A video plays, with the message "Wrestlemania, it all begins again" showing.
Royal Rumble:
The matches are announced for the next bracket of the tournament, and it's Swagger vs. Bourne, Jericho vs. Jackson, and Hardy vs. Morrison.
Undertaker comes out to ringside, and stays there for the entire night.
Match 1: Swagger vs. Bourne
Swagger beats Bourne, despite Bourne coming very close to winning
Match 2: Jericho vs. Jackson
Jackson wins via countout.
Match 3: Hardy vs. Morrison
Before the match starts, we find out that Hardy has been attacked and will not be able to compete. Officials are scrambling to find a replacement, but nobody can be found. Morrison advances by forefeit.
Week 6:
The next tournament bracket is set to begin, with Chris Masters vs. Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy vs. the Miz.
Match 1: Masters vs. Rey Rey
Masters makes Rey pass out from the Masterlock.
After the match, the lights go out, and when they come back on, both men are in the middle of the ring, out cold.
Match 2: Hardy vs. Miz
Miz wins after Hardy smokes too much weed and botchesa Swanton.
Again, both men get levelled after the lights mysteriously go out. The video package from the Rumble airs again, and it's really starting to creep people out.
This is where I sign off for this week. Stay tuned for Part 2 next week.
Til then,
Nic
July 30, 2009
July 21, 2009
Fantasy Storylines -- Submission Supremacy, Part 2
Sorry for the late post, been working a lot lately. Anywho, it's time for the conclusion of Submission Supremacy. I had you guys vote on who you wanted to win, and with a whopping 3 votes to none, Chris Jericho will be your winner.
There you go, hope you enjoyed this thrilling conclusion.
Just kidding, here's the full finish:
SummerSlam:
Undertaker and Chris Jericho are putting on a clinic. There are several false finishes, with submissions being reversed at every turn. The men beat one another senseless, and it's getting harder for them to lock in their submissions. They are getting tired, the match has been going on for 15 minutes now.
Undertaker goes for the Hell's Gate one more time in a last ditch effort to finish the match. Jericho is somehow able to roll through it into the Walls!
Undertaker is able to get to the ropes, but Jericho does not break the hold. Jericho holds on for dear life, he's not letting Taker get away that easily. Eventually, he has to release to rest his arms. Undertaker goes after Jericho, who rolls out of the ring for a breather. While the ref is trying to get him back into the ring, Edge jumps the crowd barrier.
He clobbers Taker with a Spear. There is no way that Taker will be able to recover. This match is all Jericho's now. Just then, the lights flicker, and "Death" is in the ring, standing over Taker. "Death" somehow breathes life back into Taker, and disappears in another puff of smoke.
Taker sits up, and looks like a man possessed. Jericho is now back in the ring, with a chair. Taker charges, but Jericho catches him with a Codebreaker using the chair, driving it into Taker's head. He then takes the chair and wraps it around one of Undertaker's legs.
Jericho yanks back, using a modified version of the Walls. Being a submission match, there is no DQ, so this is all legal. The ref can only watch and ask Taker is he's going to tap. Taker resists for as long as possible, but eventually gives in.
He taps, and Jericho is pronounced the winner. Edge climbs back into the ring, and looks at Jericho, who has no idea what's going on. You can see them having an argument, but nobody can make out what they're saying.
The show goes off the air with them still bickering.
The End.
Next week, I'll give you another Undertaker Storyline.
Peace,
Nic
There you go, hope you enjoyed this thrilling conclusion.
Just kidding, here's the full finish:
SummerSlam:
Undertaker and Chris Jericho are putting on a clinic. There are several false finishes, with submissions being reversed at every turn. The men beat one another senseless, and it's getting harder for them to lock in their submissions. They are getting tired, the match has been going on for 15 minutes now.
Undertaker goes for the Hell's Gate one more time in a last ditch effort to finish the match. Jericho is somehow able to roll through it into the Walls!
Undertaker is able to get to the ropes, but Jericho does not break the hold. Jericho holds on for dear life, he's not letting Taker get away that easily. Eventually, he has to release to rest his arms. Undertaker goes after Jericho, who rolls out of the ring for a breather. While the ref is trying to get him back into the ring, Edge jumps the crowd barrier.
He clobbers Taker with a Spear. There is no way that Taker will be able to recover. This match is all Jericho's now. Just then, the lights flicker, and "Death" is in the ring, standing over Taker. "Death" somehow breathes life back into Taker, and disappears in another puff of smoke.
Taker sits up, and looks like a man possessed. Jericho is now back in the ring, with a chair. Taker charges, but Jericho catches him with a Codebreaker using the chair, driving it into Taker's head. He then takes the chair and wraps it around one of Undertaker's legs.
Jericho yanks back, using a modified version of the Walls. Being a submission match, there is no DQ, so this is all legal. The ref can only watch and ask Taker is he's going to tap. Taker resists for as long as possible, but eventually gives in.
He taps, and Jericho is pronounced the winner. Edge climbs back into the ring, and looks at Jericho, who has no idea what's going on. You can see them having an argument, but nobody can make out what they're saying.
The show goes off the air with them still bickering.
The End.
Next week, I'll give you another Undertaker Storyline.
Peace,
Nic
July 12, 2009
Superstar of the Month Update
Alright, instead of doing 4 separate storylines for each superstar, I'm going to do one long one, in about 4-5 parts. I'll try to include some interactive stuff, such as voting for winners as well. I think it's about time I do some long storylines, and I hope you guys all enjoy it.
Keep hating,
Nic
PS -- Since Taker is such a big name, I'm going to do 2 big storylines for him. But the second one will have to wait until I'm done the first one. I don't want to confuse you guys.
Keep hating,
Nic
PS -- Since Taker is such a big name, I'm going to do 2 big storylines for him. But the second one will have to wait until I'm done the first one. I don't want to confuse you guys.
July 10, 2009
Fantasy Storylines -- Submission Supremacy, Part 1
Welcome to the first fantasy storyline for our superstar of the month: Undertaker.
Week 1:
Chris Jericho is in the ring, proclaiming that the Walls of Jericho is the greatest submission hold in the history of the WWE. Sharpshooter, Sleeper, Camel Clutch, none of them can hold a candle to the Walls.
This has been going on for a couple of weeks now, and it's getting on fan's nerves.
Just then, the lights go out. they come back on to Jericho in the ring, coughing up blood. There is nobody to be seen, just a bloodied Jericho. Medics race out and load him onto a stretcher. They wheel him up the ramp to the back.
Later on in the show, the announcers say that Jericho has been taken to the hospital for further treatment.
Week 2:
Jericho is back, and he has a bandage over his throat. He sounds very hoarse. He says that what happened last week will not go unpunished, and that he demands the persons responsible come out to the ring.
Nobody answers, but the arena goes dark again. A video starts playing, with ominous music. The words "Summerslam" and "Hells Gates open" flicker on the screen. Just as quickly as it started, it ends. The lights come back on, and there's a dark figure standing on the stage. He points at Jericho, then disappears in a puff of smoke.
Week 3:
Jericho is in the ring yet again, and he says that he's not scared. He isn't afraid of whoever is doing this. He isn't afraid of a coward who can't show his face. Once more, the lights go out. This time, they come back on and the dark figure is in the ring with Jericho. The figure once again points at Jericho, who attempts to attack him. Jericho goes for a spear, but only gets an arm full of robe.
The figure is gone, and Jericho is in shock. He really thought he had him that time.
Week 4:
This week, Jericho isn't playing around. No more hiding, no more attacks, he demands to see who is behind this right now. A video similar to the first one starts playing, and when it ends, Undertaker is in the ring behind Jericho.
The men lock up, and Jericho drops Undertaker with a Codebreaker, and then locks in the Walls of Jericho. Security tries to separate the men, and when they're finally pulled apart, 'Taker rolls his eyes and makes the cut throat gesture to Jericho.
Week 5:
Jericho is in a match against John Morrison. The match is quite a good one, and Jericho tries to end it with a Walls of Jericho. Morrison taps after a minute or so, and it's all over. Jericho yells out "you're next Undertaker"
Later on, it's now Taker in a match against Finlay. Undertaker has Finlay up for a Tombstone, but wait... he sets him down? Undertaker drops Finlay with a big boot, and locks in the Hell's Gate. Finlay taps almost instantly.
Jericho now makes his way onto the ramp. The men stare down, each one shooting daggers at the other. The lights go out again, and the dark figure appears in the place of Undertaker. The figure points at Jericho yet again.
The lights go off again, and when they come back on Jericho is all alone on the stage.
Week 6:
Undertaker is in the ring, in full Deadman attire. There's the standard "Undertaker blue" lighting, where almost everything is completely blued out.
Undertaker tells Jericho that he has called on death itself to help bring Jericho down. For far too long Jericho has been strutting around like he owns the place. It's time for that to end. In 2 weeks at SummerSlam, Jericho and Undertaker will meet in a submission match. There is also one more stipulation: Whoever loses is no longer allowed to use their submission hold.
Jericho appears on the screen, and accepts. He wants to add his own little clause to the match: there is to be no physical contact between the 2 men before SummerSlam. If one of them does initiate contact, they will automatically lose the right to use their submission hold.
Taker agrees. The match is set. Suddenly, the lights go out on the screen and Jericho is plunged into darkness. The lights are back on, and the dark figure is standing behind Jericho. Undertaker says that while he may not be able to touch Jericho, death can touch anyone.
"Death" proceeds to attack Jericho, and then diappears in a puff of smoke.
Week 7:
This week, Undertaker is in action against CM Punk. Jericho joins the announce team at ringside. The match is going great, when Edge runs in and attacks Taker. Jericho takes a mic and says that while he can't touch Taker, Edge can.
Jericho tells the Undertaker that this is only a small taste of what's going to happen at SummerSlam. Jericho says that we will never again see the Hell's Gate in the WWE. the show ends with Edge and Jericho standing over the Undertaker.
Week 8:
This is it: SummerSlam. We're here tonight to determine who has the most dominant submission hold in the WWE. BUT: I'm not gonna finish this just yet. I'm going to give you readers a chance to vote on who wins, and then write the match based on your votes.
Til next week,
Nic
Week 1:
Chris Jericho is in the ring, proclaiming that the Walls of Jericho is the greatest submission hold in the history of the WWE. Sharpshooter, Sleeper, Camel Clutch, none of them can hold a candle to the Walls.
This has been going on for a couple of weeks now, and it's getting on fan's nerves.
Just then, the lights go out. they come back on to Jericho in the ring, coughing up blood. There is nobody to be seen, just a bloodied Jericho. Medics race out and load him onto a stretcher. They wheel him up the ramp to the back.
Later on in the show, the announcers say that Jericho has been taken to the hospital for further treatment.
Week 2:
Jericho is back, and he has a bandage over his throat. He sounds very hoarse. He says that what happened last week will not go unpunished, and that he demands the persons responsible come out to the ring.
Nobody answers, but the arena goes dark again. A video starts playing, with ominous music. The words "Summerslam" and "Hells Gates open" flicker on the screen. Just as quickly as it started, it ends. The lights come back on, and there's a dark figure standing on the stage. He points at Jericho, then disappears in a puff of smoke.
Week 3:
Jericho is in the ring yet again, and he says that he's not scared. He isn't afraid of whoever is doing this. He isn't afraid of a coward who can't show his face. Once more, the lights go out. This time, they come back on and the dark figure is in the ring with Jericho. The figure once again points at Jericho, who attempts to attack him. Jericho goes for a spear, but only gets an arm full of robe.
The figure is gone, and Jericho is in shock. He really thought he had him that time.
Week 4:
This week, Jericho isn't playing around. No more hiding, no more attacks, he demands to see who is behind this right now. A video similar to the first one starts playing, and when it ends, Undertaker is in the ring behind Jericho.
The men lock up, and Jericho drops Undertaker with a Codebreaker, and then locks in the Walls of Jericho. Security tries to separate the men, and when they're finally pulled apart, 'Taker rolls his eyes and makes the cut throat gesture to Jericho.
Week 5:
Jericho is in a match against John Morrison. The match is quite a good one, and Jericho tries to end it with a Walls of Jericho. Morrison taps after a minute or so, and it's all over. Jericho yells out "you're next Undertaker"
Later on, it's now Taker in a match against Finlay. Undertaker has Finlay up for a Tombstone, but wait... he sets him down? Undertaker drops Finlay with a big boot, and locks in the Hell's Gate. Finlay taps almost instantly.
Jericho now makes his way onto the ramp. The men stare down, each one shooting daggers at the other. The lights go out again, and the dark figure appears in the place of Undertaker. The figure points at Jericho yet again.
The lights go off again, and when they come back on Jericho is all alone on the stage.
Week 6:
Undertaker is in the ring, in full Deadman attire. There's the standard "Undertaker blue" lighting, where almost everything is completely blued out.
Undertaker tells Jericho that he has called on death itself to help bring Jericho down. For far too long Jericho has been strutting around like he owns the place. It's time for that to end. In 2 weeks at SummerSlam, Jericho and Undertaker will meet in a submission match. There is also one more stipulation: Whoever loses is no longer allowed to use their submission hold.
Jericho appears on the screen, and accepts. He wants to add his own little clause to the match: there is to be no physical contact between the 2 men before SummerSlam. If one of them does initiate contact, they will automatically lose the right to use their submission hold.
Taker agrees. The match is set. Suddenly, the lights go out on the screen and Jericho is plunged into darkness. The lights are back on, and the dark figure is standing behind Jericho. Undertaker says that while he may not be able to touch Jericho, death can touch anyone.
"Death" proceeds to attack Jericho, and then diappears in a puff of smoke.
Week 7:
This week, Undertaker is in action against CM Punk. Jericho joins the announce team at ringside. The match is going great, when Edge runs in and attacks Taker. Jericho takes a mic and says that while he can't touch Taker, Edge can.
Jericho tells the Undertaker that this is only a small taste of what's going to happen at SummerSlam. Jericho says that we will never again see the Hell's Gate in the WWE. the show ends with Edge and Jericho standing over the Undertaker.
Week 8:
This is it: SummerSlam. We're here tonight to determine who has the most dominant submission hold in the WWE. BUT: I'm not gonna finish this just yet. I'm going to give you readers a chance to vote on who wins, and then write the match based on your votes.
Til next week,
Nic
July 9, 2009
Restructuring WWE
Folks, I've been thinking for a while now about how to improve the WWE. I've come to the conclusion that it will take a total ground-up restructuring. So, as Jim Carrey said in The Mask "hold on to your lugnuts, it's time for an overhaul."
Step 1:
Merge Raw and SD into one roster. I'll explain my plan for ECW later, but for now, we'll start with this. Viewers will still see SD and Raw air every week. The titles will still be unique as well. EG: WWE Champion Randy Orton can compete on Smackdown, but his title will only ever be defended on Raw or on PPV.
This opens up a world of new feuds, but still gives you a reason to watch both shows. It also gives more time to build up feuds, which is needed in some cases. This is good for both the fans and the company, because the fans get to see some new things, and ratings for both shows should go up.
As for the titles, here's the breakdown:
Raw:
WWE Championship (With a new design, that spinner is God awful)
Intercontinental Championship
Smackdown:
WHC
United States Championship
"Floating" titles:
Unified Tag Titles (with it's own belt design instead of 2)
Hardcore Title (under 24/7 rules)
Women's Title (merged with the Diva's title)
Step 2:
Get rid of Superstars. There's no need for a third show. It's a waste of money to have 3 shows going with the same roster. Save the money and put it into hiring some new talent.
Step 3:
Speaking of new talent, make ECW the developmental show. Give the young guys a chance to get screen time without being buried by top dogs. ECW will be completely separate from Raw and SD, with it's own World and Tag titles. It'll also get expanded to 2 hours, because it's just too short otherwise.
Granted, all 3 shows will use the same refs, and ring announcer. As for commentary, put King and JR back together for Raw and Smackdown, and have Striker and Matthews stay on ECW.
Step 3:
Now that the weekly shows are done, it's time for PPV's. Alternate between Raw/SD, ECW, and tri-branded. So every third PPV would be one of the "big 4": WM in March, Summerslam in June, Survivor Series in September, and then the RR in December. Bit of a change, but I think it'll do some good.
As for having the ECW PPV's separate, see the above step about screen time. As for naming the PPV's that's not important right now. Now, since ECW is it's own separate entity and do not appear on Raw or SD, we need to give them that chance.
At the Royal Rumble, there will be an "Extreme Rumble" taking place between all ECW talent. the winner gets a spot on the main Raw/SD roster.
You're probably wondering about how Money in the Bank is going to work. It'll be exactly the same. ECW superstars will be included, and the contract is good for any title at any time for one year.
Step 4:
New management. Even though the rosters are no longer separate, the shows still need their own leaders.
Raw: I like Shane for this. Kind of a passing of the torch from father to son. Vince will still be the chairman.
Smackdown: Bring back Eric Bischoff. I loved his style. He could really play a good management type on air.
ECW: 3 guesses who I want to see. Give up? Paul Heyman. 'Nuff said.
Step 5:
New format for the WWE Draft. Since the rosters are now merged, there's no possible way to draft between them. So, superstars will be drafted from ECW to the main roster. Matches will still determine who gets to choose. GM's will pick their representatives for each match (like the hair vs. hair match at WM 23). The winning GM gets to choose who they want on the main roster.
It'll still be scripted, but it'll seem like they have a choice. But how will ECW get new talent? Like this: Throughout the night, there will be matches between 4-6 developmental talents, and whoever wins gets a spot on the ECW roster.
I think that about does it. If I come up with anything else, I'll add it.
Cheers,
Nic
Step 1:
Merge Raw and SD into one roster. I'll explain my plan for ECW later, but for now, we'll start with this. Viewers will still see SD and Raw air every week. The titles will still be unique as well. EG: WWE Champion Randy Orton can compete on Smackdown, but his title will only ever be defended on Raw or on PPV.
This opens up a world of new feuds, but still gives you a reason to watch both shows. It also gives more time to build up feuds, which is needed in some cases. This is good for both the fans and the company, because the fans get to see some new things, and ratings for both shows should go up.
As for the titles, here's the breakdown:
Raw:
WWE Championship (With a new design, that spinner is God awful)
Intercontinental Championship
Smackdown:
WHC
United States Championship
"Floating" titles:
Unified Tag Titles (with it's own belt design instead of 2)
Hardcore Title (under 24/7 rules)
Women's Title (merged with the Diva's title)
Step 2:
Get rid of Superstars. There's no need for a third show. It's a waste of money to have 3 shows going with the same roster. Save the money and put it into hiring some new talent.
Step 3:
Speaking of new talent, make ECW the developmental show. Give the young guys a chance to get screen time without being buried by top dogs. ECW will be completely separate from Raw and SD, with it's own World and Tag titles. It'll also get expanded to 2 hours, because it's just too short otherwise.
Granted, all 3 shows will use the same refs, and ring announcer. As for commentary, put King and JR back together for Raw and Smackdown, and have Striker and Matthews stay on ECW.
Step 3:
Now that the weekly shows are done, it's time for PPV's. Alternate between Raw/SD, ECW, and tri-branded. So every third PPV would be one of the "big 4": WM in March, Summerslam in June, Survivor Series in September, and then the RR in December. Bit of a change, but I think it'll do some good.
As for having the ECW PPV's separate, see the above step about screen time. As for naming the PPV's that's not important right now. Now, since ECW is it's own separate entity and do not appear on Raw or SD, we need to give them that chance.
At the Royal Rumble, there will be an "Extreme Rumble" taking place between all ECW talent. the winner gets a spot on the main Raw/SD roster.
You're probably wondering about how Money in the Bank is going to work. It'll be exactly the same. ECW superstars will be included, and the contract is good for any title at any time for one year.
Step 4:
New management. Even though the rosters are no longer separate, the shows still need their own leaders.
Raw: I like Shane for this. Kind of a passing of the torch from father to son. Vince will still be the chairman.
Smackdown: Bring back Eric Bischoff. I loved his style. He could really play a good management type on air.
ECW: 3 guesses who I want to see. Give up? Paul Heyman. 'Nuff said.
Step 5:
New format for the WWE Draft. Since the rosters are now merged, there's no possible way to draft between them. So, superstars will be drafted from ECW to the main roster. Matches will still determine who gets to choose. GM's will pick their representatives for each match (like the hair vs. hair match at WM 23). The winning GM gets to choose who they want on the main roster.
It'll still be scripted, but it'll seem like they have a choice. But how will ECW get new talent? Like this: Throughout the night, there will be matches between 4-6 developmental talents, and whoever wins gets a spot on the ECW roster.
I think that about does it. If I come up with anything else, I'll add it.
Cheers,
Nic
July 6, 2009
Superstar of the Month: July
This week, I debut my Superstar of the Month feature. The superstar for the month of July is:
The Undertaker
You were expecting someone else? Anywho, stay tuned for the first Undertaker storyline.
RIP,
Nic
The Undertaker
You were expecting someone else? Anywho, stay tuned for the first Undertaker storyline.
RIP,
Nic
June 28, 2009
New features
This week, I'm going to start to take your feedback on my storylines in the form of a poll. I'll post a storyline and a poll to go with it, and you rate, from 1-10, that week's storyline. It lets me see how good of a job I'm doing.
Also, I'll now be accepting fan submitted storylines. I'll post 1 a week, along with mine. Yours can be anything you like, realistic or otherwise. Just email them to me at ACA-CT@hotmail.com
I look forward to reading your storylines.
Also, I'll now be accepting fan submitted storylines. I'll post 1 a week, along with mine. Yours can be anything you like, realistic or otherwise. Just email them to me at ACA-CT@hotmail.com
I look forward to reading your storylines.
June 27, 2009
Fantasy Storylines -- Cena's change of heart
A couple of weeks ago, I went on a rant about how John Cena should have another heel run. I figured I might as well help Vince by doing all the creative work for him too. A couple of notes before we get rolling: I'm changing my format slightly. I'm no longer going to be doing in-depth matches, just a quick rundown of who wins and how.
I'm hoping that'll give me the time to do a storyline that would last longer than one month. Also, while some of my storylines may sound a bit contradictory to my opinions, it's because Im writing them in a way that would actually work on TV (or at least trying to).
The setup:
We start out at Backlash, where John Cena is invoking his rematch clause for the WWE Title against Matt Hardy, once again a face, who won the title at Wrestlemania.
The play-out:
Week 1, Day 1
Match #1 -- Matt Hardy vs. John Cena
The match is going in Hardy's favour. Cena tries to mount a comeback, but fails. hardy counters him at every turn. Hardy delivers a Twist of Fate, and gets the pinfall. Hardy is handed his title back, and celebrates. Cena extends his hand to Hardy, in a show of good sportsmanship.
Hardy accepts the handshake, and the two share a moment of mutual respect. That is, of course, until Cena hits a devastating new finisher -- a Michinoku Driver. Cena then proceeds to lock in a Dragon Clutch (if you watch the video, it's #39).
These are naturally replacing the Attitude Adjustment and STF. The show ends as Cena stares at a lifeless Matt Hardy while holding the title over his head.
Week 1, Day 2
Cena is in the ring, and he looks pissed. Gone are the baggy jean shorts, self-promoting shirts, and stupid pump-up sneakers. He is now wearing proper clothes, dark jeans and a black long sleeve button shirt. There are the standard "why John, why?" signs, and many little children are crying, being comforted by horny fat chicks who can barely choke back their own emotions. Those who have managed to stop sobbing uncontrollably are booing.
Cena says that he knows the fans are wondering why he did what he did last night, and that he's going to tell us. You see, after Wrestlemania, he realized that everything in WWE is a joke. That the fans don't care about talent, they don't care about real ability. They only care about who has the title. For so long has real talent been overlooked in this company, it's becoming a lost art.
That ends now. John Cena is going to personally take out any man he deems unfit to represent WWE. He has taken it upon himself to restore some level of dignity to the WWE Title.
At this point, Matt Hardy interrupts him. Hardy says that the fans moved on because Cena got boring, not because he lost the title. These days, talent isn't the most important aspect of wrestling, it's the entertainment.
Cena was getting really old and tired. The fans wanted something new, they wanted a change. And that's just what Hardy gave them. Cena had his 15 minutes of fame, it's time for him to let go of the past and give someone else a chance.
Cena says that Hardy is nothing more than a phase, and that the fans will drop him just as fast as they did Cena. That is, if Cena doesn't drop him first. Matt says that sounds like a challenge. Matt tells Cena that he'll give him one last chance to win the WWE Title at Judgement Day. But only because Hardy wants to put Cena away for good.
Later on in the show, Chavo Guerrero is getting set for a match against Goldust. Chavo makes his way out to the ramp, only to be blindsided by Cena. He delivers a Michinoku Driver, which the announcers have now dubbed the Eliminator. Goldust runs out to help, but is also taken down by Cena.
Security separates Cena from the two men, and drags him out of the arena. Cena breaks free long enough to look into a camera and tell Hardy that tonight was just a small taste of what's in store.
Week 2
Cena is in action this week against William Regal. Hardy will be facing The Miz. After last week, expect anything.
Match #1 -- Cena vs. Regal
Regal stands no chance. Cena drops him with the Eliminator and makes him tap with his newly-named submission, the Euthanasia (the names aren't important, I know it sucks). After the match, Cena informs us that this isn't going to stop until The WWE title is restored to it's former glory.
Match #2 -- Hardy vs. Miz
Hardy and Miz go at it pretty good, the match is quite even. Hardy is on track to win, but Cena's new music hits (yes, I changed his music too). Hardy is distracted just long enough for Miz to get the roll-up.
Cena never makes an appearance, but hey, it worked.
Week 3
Part way into the show, we see Kofi Kingston laid out. The show continues, and then it gets interrupted with news that now Brian Kendrick has been found unconscious. Now, we see Matt Hardy attempting to find Cena.
Hardy confronts him in the lockerroom. They have a heated discussion, and Cena throws a punch, but they get separated by other superstars before anything major can go down. Cena says he'll see Hardy at Judgement Day.
Week 4
This is it, Judgement Day. The crowd is excited, and things are about to get underway. We go now to ringside for this epic battle.
Match #1 -- John Cena vs. Matt Hardy
John Cena makes his way to the ring. He's getting more boo's than ever, but he doesn't care. It's time for the champ to make his entrance. His music hits, but he's not there. Where is Matt Hardy?
Josh Matthews is in the back with a developing story. The camera shows Hardy being loaded into an ambulance. At this time, there is no word on his condition, but he'll keep us updated.
Cena is in the ring with a big smirk on his face. He says that since Matt Hardy can't compete, he should be awarded the title by forfeit. Ric Flair, the GM of Raw, makes his way to the ring now, and tells Cena that no, Cena will not be awarded the title, and that he will not get another shot at it until Hardy loses it.
On that note, Cena hits an Eliminator on Flair, leaving him in the ring, and heads to the back.
Now it's your turn, readers. I want you to rate this storyline in the poll I'm about to post. Use whatever criteria you like, just be honest with me. I want to know if I'm doing a good job or not.
'Til next week,
Nic
I'm hoping that'll give me the time to do a storyline that would last longer than one month. Also, while some of my storylines may sound a bit contradictory to my opinions, it's because Im writing them in a way that would actually work on TV (or at least trying to).
The setup:
We start out at Backlash, where John Cena is invoking his rematch clause for the WWE Title against Matt Hardy, once again a face, who won the title at Wrestlemania.
The play-out:
Week 1, Day 1
Match #1 -- Matt Hardy vs. John Cena
The match is going in Hardy's favour. Cena tries to mount a comeback, but fails. hardy counters him at every turn. Hardy delivers a Twist of Fate, and gets the pinfall. Hardy is handed his title back, and celebrates. Cena extends his hand to Hardy, in a show of good sportsmanship.
Hardy accepts the handshake, and the two share a moment of mutual respect. That is, of course, until Cena hits a devastating new finisher -- a Michinoku Driver. Cena then proceeds to lock in a Dragon Clutch (if you watch the video, it's #39).
These are naturally replacing the Attitude Adjustment and STF. The show ends as Cena stares at a lifeless Matt Hardy while holding the title over his head.
Week 1, Day 2
Cena is in the ring, and he looks pissed. Gone are the baggy jean shorts, self-promoting shirts, and stupid pump-up sneakers. He is now wearing proper clothes, dark jeans and a black long sleeve button shirt. There are the standard "why John, why?" signs, and many little children are crying, being comforted by horny fat chicks who can barely choke back their own emotions. Those who have managed to stop sobbing uncontrollably are booing.
Cena says that he knows the fans are wondering why he did what he did last night, and that he's going to tell us. You see, after Wrestlemania, he realized that everything in WWE is a joke. That the fans don't care about talent, they don't care about real ability. They only care about who has the title. For so long has real talent been overlooked in this company, it's becoming a lost art.
That ends now. John Cena is going to personally take out any man he deems unfit to represent WWE. He has taken it upon himself to restore some level of dignity to the WWE Title.
At this point, Matt Hardy interrupts him. Hardy says that the fans moved on because Cena got boring, not because he lost the title. These days, talent isn't the most important aspect of wrestling, it's the entertainment.
Cena was getting really old and tired. The fans wanted something new, they wanted a change. And that's just what Hardy gave them. Cena had his 15 minutes of fame, it's time for him to let go of the past and give someone else a chance.
Cena says that Hardy is nothing more than a phase, and that the fans will drop him just as fast as they did Cena. That is, if Cena doesn't drop him first. Matt says that sounds like a challenge. Matt tells Cena that he'll give him one last chance to win the WWE Title at Judgement Day. But only because Hardy wants to put Cena away for good.
Later on in the show, Chavo Guerrero is getting set for a match against Goldust. Chavo makes his way out to the ramp, only to be blindsided by Cena. He delivers a Michinoku Driver, which the announcers have now dubbed the Eliminator. Goldust runs out to help, but is also taken down by Cena.
Security separates Cena from the two men, and drags him out of the arena. Cena breaks free long enough to look into a camera and tell Hardy that tonight was just a small taste of what's in store.
Week 2
Cena is in action this week against William Regal. Hardy will be facing The Miz. After last week, expect anything.
Match #1 -- Cena vs. Regal
Regal stands no chance. Cena drops him with the Eliminator and makes him tap with his newly-named submission, the Euthanasia (the names aren't important, I know it sucks). After the match, Cena informs us that this isn't going to stop until The WWE title is restored to it's former glory.
Match #2 -- Hardy vs. Miz
Hardy and Miz go at it pretty good, the match is quite even. Hardy is on track to win, but Cena's new music hits (yes, I changed his music too). Hardy is distracted just long enough for Miz to get the roll-up.
Cena never makes an appearance, but hey, it worked.
Week 3
Part way into the show, we see Kofi Kingston laid out. The show continues, and then it gets interrupted with news that now Brian Kendrick has been found unconscious. Now, we see Matt Hardy attempting to find Cena.
Hardy confronts him in the lockerroom. They have a heated discussion, and Cena throws a punch, but they get separated by other superstars before anything major can go down. Cena says he'll see Hardy at Judgement Day.
Week 4
This is it, Judgement Day. The crowd is excited, and things are about to get underway. We go now to ringside for this epic battle.
Match #1 -- John Cena vs. Matt Hardy
John Cena makes his way to the ring. He's getting more boo's than ever, but he doesn't care. It's time for the champ to make his entrance. His music hits, but he's not there. Where is Matt Hardy?
Josh Matthews is in the back with a developing story. The camera shows Hardy being loaded into an ambulance. At this time, there is no word on his condition, but he'll keep us updated.
Cena is in the ring with a big smirk on his face. He says that since Matt Hardy can't compete, he should be awarded the title by forfeit. Ric Flair, the GM of Raw, makes his way to the ring now, and tells Cena that no, Cena will not be awarded the title, and that he will not get another shot at it until Hardy loses it.
On that note, Cena hits an Eliminator on Flair, leaving him in the ring, and heads to the back.
Benefits:
Welcome change
Unexpected
Cena heel status +
Hardy face status +
Now it's your turn, readers. I want you to rate this storyline in the poll I'm about to post. Use whatever criteria you like, just be honest with me. I want to know if I'm doing a good job or not.
'Til next week,
Nic
June 17, 2009
New Feature Coming Next Month
I've got a new feature debuting for the month of July. Every couple of months, I'll have a superstar of the month. For that month, I'll post only storylines involving that superstar. I already know who July's superstar will be, but I'm not going to spoil it. I'm sure it'll raise a few eyebrows, but I promise it will be electrifying, if ya smell what I'm cookin'.
See you then, Jabronis.
See you then, Jabronis.
One Night Only -- Cena's greatest test
Well, I promised I would make it up to you, so here it is, enjoy.
As my readers probably know, I have a teensie tiny little bias against Cena. But then, so do most of my readers. The ACA questions Cena's wrestling ability on a very regular basis, so I thought I would prove once and for all if he can wrestle.
Tonight, for one night only -- John Cena will face his greatest opponent: a paper bag.
Yes, you read that right. John Cena will literally attempt to wrestle his way out of a paper bag.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO FFFFFUUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
Cena stumbles out to the ring, to a mass of boo's from everyone between the ages of 14 and 40. The paper bag is brought out next, to a mass of boo's from everyone under 14 and over 40. The bell sounds, an Cena starts the match in typical fashion by getting his ass handed to him. The bag bodyslams Cena, and tries for a pin. Cena, acting completely dazed, doesn't kick out until 2. But then, suddenly, he's fine again (word of advice pal, sell your injuries).
The bag runs at Cena for a clothesline, but Cena does a botched version of a drop toe hold, and then tries to lock in his pathetic attempt of an STF. The bag, having no arms or face, is immune to this, but Cena doesn't care. He gets that same "I'm gonna shit myslef" look that he always does, like it's supposed to make the hold work better. Yeah, and a flame paint job on a car makes it go faster.
The bag is still in perfect shape, and Cena is worn out. He tries absolutely everything, but the bag is still standing. Eventually, Cena just collapses from exhaustion. The bag pins Cena and gets the victory.
So there you have it, John Cena cannot in fact beat a paper bag. GTFO out of wrestling, stick to making shitty movies. At least with those, we don't have to have our finger on the channel changer to avoid it.
As my readers probably know, I have a teensie tiny little bias against Cena. But then, so do most of my readers. The ACA questions Cena's wrestling ability on a very regular basis, so I thought I would prove once and for all if he can wrestle.
Tonight, for one night only -- John Cena will face his greatest opponent: a paper bag.
Yes, you read that right. John Cena will literally attempt to wrestle his way out of a paper bag.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO FFFFFUUUUUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
Cena stumbles out to the ring, to a mass of boo's from everyone between the ages of 14 and 40. The paper bag is brought out next, to a mass of boo's from everyone under 14 and over 40. The bell sounds, an Cena starts the match in typical fashion by getting his ass handed to him. The bag bodyslams Cena, and tries for a pin. Cena, acting completely dazed, doesn't kick out until 2. But then, suddenly, he's fine again (word of advice pal, sell your injuries).
The bag runs at Cena for a clothesline, but Cena does a botched version of a drop toe hold, and then tries to lock in his pathetic attempt of an STF. The bag, having no arms or face, is immune to this, but Cena doesn't care. He gets that same "I'm gonna shit myslef" look that he always does, like it's supposed to make the hold work better. Yeah, and a flame paint job on a car makes it go faster.
The bag is still in perfect shape, and Cena is worn out. He tries absolutely everything, but the bag is still standing. Eventually, Cena just collapses from exhaustion. The bag pins Cena and gets the victory.
So there you have it, John Cena cannot in fact beat a paper bag. GTFO out of wrestling, stick to making shitty movies. At least with those, we don't have to have our finger on the channel changer to avoid it.
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