Since Vafa knows what he's doing for the months, I figure I should tell you my plans. First off, I kinda like this bouncing back and forth between us writing parts of storylines, I'll finish off part 3 of the Taker storyline. I was also thinking of doing a storyline based on Shane's resignation. I may also go an an anti-Cena/WWE rant as I do from time to time. I might talk about how to make TNA real competition for WWE.
Anyways, Vafa, if you're reading this: I think we should bounce storylines back and forth for the longer ones. I do a part, you do a part, etc. I also like your idea of using the ACA WOTM. Good finish to part 2, man. Keep it up.
Nic
October 17, 2009
Vafa's October Plans
After The Streak Ends storyline is done, I will focus on two blogs. One will be a review of SvR 10, which will be released in a week or two's time. The other will be a, the winner of October's ACA WOTM Voting, Cody Rhodes storyline. Now, since I can't speak for Nic, he might be doing some other project.
Just to keep you informed...
Vafa
Just to keep you informed...
Vafa
Fantasy Storylines -- The Streak Ends, Continuation of Part 2
Week 8:
Match #1 -- Eric Escobar vs. Edge
As the announcer announces the match, there is no sign of either Edge or Escobar. Now, the camera focuses on the Titantron, where we can see that Edge and Escobar are lying in the floor.
Match #2 -- Mike Knox vs. Batista
Batista makes his entrance, however, Knox is nowhere to be found. Batista wins by default.
Theodore Long makes his way to the ring and picks up a microphone.
Theodore Long: Okay, okay. This has turned into complete chaos. I am tired of superstars being attacked backstage constantly. However, I can't force superstars into the ring. Since tons of superstars are being attacked backstage, we must advance to the quarter-finals just because of lack of superstars. There's one problem though, there are only seven wrestlers. Since it's an odd number, we need one more wrestler. Since I'm pretty sure that The Undertaker had some kind of involvement in the backstage attacks, so for the main event, The Undertaker will temporarily participate in this tournament and will take on Batista. However, The Undertaker will stop participating as soon as we find a replacement.
Good luck to all of you in No Way Out, playa's.
No Way Out:
Match #1 -- Swagger vs. Jackson
Swagger defeats Jackson via dq after Jackson keeps on punching Swagger.
Chris Masters comes to the ring and brings a microphone to the ring.
Masters: John Morrison, you think you're the goods. You think you're in perfect shape? Let's see about that. Before our match, let's have a Masterlock challenge. We'll exactly...
Masters is interrupted by John Morrison who doesn't say a word and heads to the ring. An official brings a chair into the ring and unfolds it. Morrison sits on it and Masters stretches a bit. Masters locks on the Masterlock and soon, Morrison seems like he's in hot water and is soon out cold. Morrison loses the challenge, however, the match didn't even start. The bell goes, and all Masters does is pin Morrison.
Match #2 -- Sheamus vs. CM Punk
Punk wins after a GTS.
Main event -- The Undertaker vs. Batista
Batista makes his entrance, however, The Undertaker is knocked out backstage. Batista wins by forefeit again.
Week 9:
The screen focuses on Theodore Long, who is in his office.
Theodore Long: This is enough. After tonight's main event, I'll find out who is behind the attacks. It's a gurantee.
Screen fades to black.
After the main event finishes, Theodore Long's music hits and he enters the ring with a microphone.
Theodore Long: That is it. I've had enough of this. Whoever you are, come out right now and...
Randy Orton's music hits and he enters the ring. He picks up a microphone.
Randy Orton: I attacked The Undertaker. I was thinking, why didn't they put me in the tournament? I am the Legend Killer after all. I deserve to face The Undertaker.
Theodore Long: Well, sorry playa. The semi-finals are already announced. Swagger versus Masters and CM Punk versus Batista.
Randy Orton: Are you kidding me? You fit two jobbers and one crazy lunatic on steriods who's got more muscle than brain? Honestly, CM Punk is the only one who deserves to be there, but even he is not remotely close to the greatness of me or The Legacy. Theodore Long, I will continue attacking your superstars, until I am put in the tournament.
Randy Orton leaves the ring.
Week 10:
Theodore Long appears on screen.
Theodore Long: The tournament shall continue with one of the semi-finals played tonight, and the other played next week. Good luck to all of you, playas.
Main event -- Swagger vs. Chris Masters
Swagger and Masters are shown backstage, both lying on the ground.
Theodore Long enters the ring with a microphone, looking very furious.
Theodore Long: RANDY ORTON! You dare to interfere again? Come out here, right now!
Randy Orton's music hits and he enters the ring with a microphone.
Randy Orton: I may be the Legend Killer. I may be the Viper. I may have attacked The Undertaker. But this time, I swear I wasn't near them...
Theodore Long: Do you think I'm a fool, Orton? You surely...
The lights are turned off. When they are turned on again, both Long and Orton are lying on the floor.
Week 11:
Theodore Long comes to the ring with a microphone.
Thedore Long: I have suspended Randy Orton and The Undertaker tonight. Therefore, the semi-final will not be disrupted tonight. Good luck to all of you, playas.
Main event -- CM Punk vs. Batista
After a back and forth match, the lights go off again. When they're turned on again, both men are on the floor. Batista, though, is bleeding. CM Punk manages to put an arm on Batista. CM Punk, slowly but joyfully, celebrates his win.
Week 12:
This time, Theodore Long doesn't enter the ring, Vince McMahon enters instead and gets a microphone.
Vince McMahon: It seems like the same thing every single week. Theodore Long comes out and says some crap about interference. Now, I know that Randy Orton and The Undertaker both were suspended. We are investigating who was behind all this. Now, we only have two more weeks until Wrestlemania, so we cannot delay the tournament at all. The investigation will take place, but it won't postpone the match. To counter interference, this match will be held in a Steel Cage.
Vince McMahon leaves the ring.
Main event -- Jack Swagger vs. Chris Masters
Swagger wins after a very hard fought battle.
I bet some of you didn't expect it was me, eh? It was the second generation grunge kid posting here for his first time. Either me or Nic will continue week 13, week 14, week 15 and Wrestlemania in Part 3 of this fantasy storyline.
Until then,
Vafa
Match #1 -- Eric Escobar vs. Edge
As the announcer announces the match, there is no sign of either Edge or Escobar. Now, the camera focuses on the Titantron, where we can see that Edge and Escobar are lying in the floor.
Match #2 -- Mike Knox vs. Batista
Batista makes his entrance, however, Knox is nowhere to be found. Batista wins by default.
Theodore Long makes his way to the ring and picks up a microphone.
Theodore Long: Okay, okay. This has turned into complete chaos. I am tired of superstars being attacked backstage constantly. However, I can't force superstars into the ring. Since tons of superstars are being attacked backstage, we must advance to the quarter-finals just because of lack of superstars. There's one problem though, there are only seven wrestlers. Since it's an odd number, we need one more wrestler. Since I'm pretty sure that The Undertaker had some kind of involvement in the backstage attacks, so for the main event, The Undertaker will temporarily participate in this tournament and will take on Batista. However, The Undertaker will stop participating as soon as we find a replacement.
Good luck to all of you in No Way Out, playa's.
No Way Out:
Match #1 -- Swagger vs. Jackson
Swagger defeats Jackson via dq after Jackson keeps on punching Swagger.
Chris Masters comes to the ring and brings a microphone to the ring.
Masters: John Morrison, you think you're the goods. You think you're in perfect shape? Let's see about that. Before our match, let's have a Masterlock challenge. We'll exactly...
Masters is interrupted by John Morrison who doesn't say a word and heads to the ring. An official brings a chair into the ring and unfolds it. Morrison sits on it and Masters stretches a bit. Masters locks on the Masterlock and soon, Morrison seems like he's in hot water and is soon out cold. Morrison loses the challenge, however, the match didn't even start. The bell goes, and all Masters does is pin Morrison.
Match #2 -- Sheamus vs. CM Punk
Punk wins after a GTS.
Main event -- The Undertaker vs. Batista
Batista makes his entrance, however, The Undertaker is knocked out backstage. Batista wins by forefeit again.
Week 9:
The screen focuses on Theodore Long, who is in his office.
Theodore Long: This is enough. After tonight's main event, I'll find out who is behind the attacks. It's a gurantee.
Screen fades to black.
After the main event finishes, Theodore Long's music hits and he enters the ring with a microphone.
Theodore Long: That is it. I've had enough of this. Whoever you are, come out right now and...
Randy Orton's music hits and he enters the ring. He picks up a microphone.
Randy Orton: I attacked The Undertaker. I was thinking, why didn't they put me in the tournament? I am the Legend Killer after all. I deserve to face The Undertaker.
Theodore Long: Well, sorry playa. The semi-finals are already announced. Swagger versus Masters and CM Punk versus Batista.
Randy Orton: Are you kidding me? You fit two jobbers and one crazy lunatic on steriods who's got more muscle than brain? Honestly, CM Punk is the only one who deserves to be there, but even he is not remotely close to the greatness of me or The Legacy. Theodore Long, I will continue attacking your superstars, until I am put in the tournament.
Randy Orton leaves the ring.
Week 10:
Theodore Long appears on screen.
Theodore Long: The tournament shall continue with one of the semi-finals played tonight, and the other played next week. Good luck to all of you, playas.
Main event -- Swagger vs. Chris Masters
Swagger and Masters are shown backstage, both lying on the ground.
Theodore Long enters the ring with a microphone, looking very furious.
Theodore Long: RANDY ORTON! You dare to interfere again? Come out here, right now!
Randy Orton's music hits and he enters the ring with a microphone.
Randy Orton: I may be the Legend Killer. I may be the Viper. I may have attacked The Undertaker. But this time, I swear I wasn't near them...
Theodore Long: Do you think I'm a fool, Orton? You surely...
The lights are turned off. When they are turned on again, both Long and Orton are lying on the floor.
Week 11:
Theodore Long comes to the ring with a microphone.
Thedore Long: I have suspended Randy Orton and The Undertaker tonight. Therefore, the semi-final will not be disrupted tonight. Good luck to all of you, playas.
Main event -- CM Punk vs. Batista
After a back and forth match, the lights go off again. When they're turned on again, both men are on the floor. Batista, though, is bleeding. CM Punk manages to put an arm on Batista. CM Punk, slowly but joyfully, celebrates his win.
Week 12:
This time, Theodore Long doesn't enter the ring, Vince McMahon enters instead and gets a microphone.
Vince McMahon: It seems like the same thing every single week. Theodore Long comes out and says some crap about interference. Now, I know that Randy Orton and The Undertaker both were suspended. We are investigating who was behind all this. Now, we only have two more weeks until Wrestlemania, so we cannot delay the tournament at all. The investigation will take place, but it won't postpone the match. To counter interference, this match will be held in a Steel Cage.
Vince McMahon leaves the ring.
Main event -- Jack Swagger vs. Chris Masters
Swagger wins after a very hard fought battle.
I bet some of you didn't expect it was me, eh? It was the second generation grunge kid posting here for his first time. Either me or Nic will continue week 13, week 14, week 15 and Wrestlemania in Part 3 of this fantasy storyline.
Until then,
Vafa
October 16, 2009
Fantasy Storylines -- The Streak Ends, Part 2
At last, the end of a 3 month old storyline. Sorry for the rather long delay, I was busy misspelling the name of my new writer. Anyways, let's get right back into this.
Week 7:
The matches for the second bracket are announced as Kane vs. Sheamus and CM Punk vs. Triple H
Match #1 -- Kane vs. Sheamus
Sheamus pulls out an upset win after countering a Chokeslam.
Match #2 -- CM Punk vs. Triple H
CM Punk wins after Trips tears his quadriceps again.
Week 8:
Matches: Eric Escobar vs. Edge and Mike Knox vs. Batista
I'm ending this here for now, and I'm going to let Vafa finish this off if he likes. If not, I'll finish it off next week.
Nic
Week 7:
The matches for the second bracket are announced as Kane vs. Sheamus and CM Punk vs. Triple H
Match #1 -- Kane vs. Sheamus
Sheamus pulls out an upset win after countering a Chokeslam.
Match #2 -- CM Punk vs. Triple H
CM Punk wins after Trips tears his quadriceps again.
Week 8:
Matches: Eric Escobar vs. Edge and Mike Knox vs. Batista
I'm ending this here for now, and I'm going to let Vafa finish this off if he likes. If not, I'll finish it off next week.
Nic
Welcome to the ACACT Vafa
I'd like to welcome Vafa Behnam to the ACACT. He was the creator of the View From Ringside blog, that has now merged with us. To determine which blog stayed, we held a match inside the most hellacious structure known to man: The Bouncy Castle.
As you can tell, I came out victorious and Vafa was gracious in defeat. He now joins me as a writer. Welcome to the ACACT Vafa, and sorry for crushing your blog. I just didn't want to competition.
Hope you all enjoy what he brings to the ring,
Nic
As you can tell, I came out victorious and Vafa was gracious in defeat. He now joins me as a writer. Welcome to the ACACT Vafa, and sorry for crushing your blog. I just didn't want to competition.
Hope you all enjoy what he brings to the ring,
Nic
October 14, 2009
Possible Merger in the Works
Ladies and gentlemen, the ACACT and the View From Ringside may be merging. As yet, it is still undetermined which blog will remain, but I'll keep you updated as I learn more. Anyways, stay tuned in the next couple of days (more than likely Friday) for the long overdue finish to the last fantasy storyline.
Til then,
Nic
Til then,
Nic
October 7, 2009
We Can Do Better
Here's a new feature debuting this week, where I'll look at the card for an upcoming PPV, and scrutinize the crap out of it, and then rewrite it as I see fit.
This year, we have a new PPV debuting called Bragging Rights. It's supposed to be a SD vs. Raw concept (Survivor Series, anyone?). The Raw main event is our favourite bag of shit, John Cena vs. Randy Orton in an Ironman match.
The only upshot of seeing Cena make Orton look bad for an entire hour is that Cena may leave Raw at the end.
If it were me doing the booking (and God willing some day I will be), I would do it like this:
First off, we need to get rid of the ridiculous Cena/Orton promo from Raw. Gone. Tossed. Instead of having Cena come out and demand his rematch, Orton will just flat out tell Cena that this is how things are going down, and if he wants his rematch, he'll have to abide by his terms.
For the stipulation itself, I would go one step further and say that Cena must leave Raw, AND is not allowed to challenge for ANY title for one full year. He can't compete in the Royal Rumble, he's not allowed in Money in the Bank, absolutely no #1 contender's matches.
Now, in all fairness, we need some kind of stipulation for Orton, since we want this to actually seem like something is being put on the line. I think that Orton should be putting up his spot in Legacy. They're holding him back, anyways.
Now the PPV rolls around, and Orton is in the ring holding John Cena's Raw contract. He says that if Cena doesn't win, he will rip this up right in front of him.
The match starts (I'll spare you the hour-long descriptiona nd cut right to the chase) and near the end things are all tied up at 3 falls each.
Cena has Orton up for an FU/whatever the new even gayer name is, but Orton counters and drops into an RKO. The closing seconds of the match see Orton pin Cena. 1....2..... oops, time's up.
Now, Orton, instead of being irate, has an evil smirk on his face. He grabs a mic and Cena's contract. He says that well, Cena didn't win, so he's tearing up his Raw contract. Furthermore, the other stipulation is that Cena is no longer allowed to have any contact with any title picture for one full year effective immediately.
The next night on Raw, Orton is in the ring with Legacy, boasting about how he's kicked Cena off Raw. Cena interrupts, and says that hey, Orton didn't win either. So he has to give up his spot in Legacy.
Orton says he could care less about those 2 talentless nobodies. They're holding him back, wasting his time.
So now Orton banishes Rhodes and his butt-buddy from the ring, and now we have Orton by himself as a top dog without any restraints. Perhaps when Edge returns we'll see Rated RKO reform.
Tune in....some time.... for the finish to the Undertaker's last storyline.
Nic
This year, we have a new PPV debuting called Bragging Rights. It's supposed to be a SD vs. Raw concept (Survivor Series, anyone?). The Raw main event is our favourite bag of shit, John Cena vs. Randy Orton in an Ironman match.
The only upshot of seeing Cena make Orton look bad for an entire hour is that Cena may leave Raw at the end.
If it were me doing the booking (and God willing some day I will be), I would do it like this:
First off, we need to get rid of the ridiculous Cena/Orton promo from Raw. Gone. Tossed. Instead of having Cena come out and demand his rematch, Orton will just flat out tell Cena that this is how things are going down, and if he wants his rematch, he'll have to abide by his terms.
For the stipulation itself, I would go one step further and say that Cena must leave Raw, AND is not allowed to challenge for ANY title for one full year. He can't compete in the Royal Rumble, he's not allowed in Money in the Bank, absolutely no #1 contender's matches.
Now, in all fairness, we need some kind of stipulation for Orton, since we want this to actually seem like something is being put on the line. I think that Orton should be putting up his spot in Legacy. They're holding him back, anyways.
Now the PPV rolls around, and Orton is in the ring holding John Cena's Raw contract. He says that if Cena doesn't win, he will rip this up right in front of him.
The match starts (I'll spare you the hour-long descriptiona nd cut right to the chase) and near the end things are all tied up at 3 falls each.
Cena has Orton up for an FU/whatever the new even gayer name is, but Orton counters and drops into an RKO. The closing seconds of the match see Orton pin Cena. 1....2..... oops, time's up.
Now, Orton, instead of being irate, has an evil smirk on his face. He grabs a mic and Cena's contract. He says that well, Cena didn't win, so he's tearing up his Raw contract. Furthermore, the other stipulation is that Cena is no longer allowed to have any contact with any title picture for one full year effective immediately.
The next night on Raw, Orton is in the ring with Legacy, boasting about how he's kicked Cena off Raw. Cena interrupts, and says that hey, Orton didn't win either. So he has to give up his spot in Legacy.
Orton says he could care less about those 2 talentless nobodies. They're holding him back, wasting his time.
So now Orton banishes Rhodes and his butt-buddy from the ring, and now we have Orton by himself as a top dog without any restraints. Perhaps when Edge returns we'll see Rated RKO reform.
Tune in....some time.... for the finish to the Undertaker's last storyline.
Nic
September 11, 2009
We ARE still alive!!!
I know it's been a LOOONG time since I last posted, I've been busy with a LOT of stuff. Just wanted to let you know that we DO still exist and I WILL continue posting very very soon.
We are not dead.......yet. If that does happen, I'll let you all know, but for now, we're still going.
Nic
We are not dead.......yet. If that does happen, I'll let you all know, but for now, we're still going.
Nic
August 6, 2009
Special Mention on WZ
Hey readers, just thought I'd share with you some cool news: My email was read on Chairshot Reality's latest video discussing the most overrated wrestler. I'd like to thank Justin LaBar and Josh Isenberg for giving me the means to express my disgust with John Cena.
Just one little thing is bugging me: I'm not British. Other than that, awesome video, and I liked everyone elses opinions, too.
Keep up the great work, guys.
Nic
The video can be seen here
Just one little thing is bugging me: I'm not British. Other than that, awesome video, and I liked everyone elses opinions, too.
Keep up the great work, guys.
Nic
The video can be seen here
August 4, 2009
The John Cena Mail Bag
It's time once again to dig through some Cena fan mail. Since Cena's too busy doing little boys up the ass, I'll answer these for him.
"Yo man ya 2 sick jst crazy"
-- Yes, John Cena is sick. He has an infatuation with little boys, and that's never good.
"john cena is so cool your mum will wake up and her cloeths will be out off fasion"
-- Wait... Cena's now so cool that he controls fashion? Uh oh. Women, now would be a good time to stop following trends.
"my son love u like hell no more life with me so have fin woth my son~!justin veevee!"
-- You're sending your son to live with Cena? not only is that horrible parenting, but I smell a Wacko Jacko-esque lawsuit in the near future.
"Cena ur the man & u rock, if u wea food u cud 've been my favourite meal"
-- Translation: "I want to eat your man meat"
"Cena your are the best you are my camp"
-- Cena Camp: Way scarier than Sleepaway Camp could ever dream of being
"You are the best wrestling,you are my favorit!Go John Cena Go......."
-- John Cena is so powerful that you can now use verbs as adjectives to describe his awesomeness? I guess this is why Cena fans have such bad grammar
"0mg! CENA! IM ACUALY TAWKN 2 U! 0MG 0MG 0MG! I S00000 L0VE U!"
-- I d0n't kn0w where t0 begin with this 0ne....Aside fr0m y0ur gratuit0us use of zer0's as o's, you really think you're talking to John Cena? How blonde are you?
"you very great man! U must beat all of wrestler in WWE! Ok!"
-- Oh Cena beats them alright....
"MAN ALL THEM BUSTER5 CNT HANDLE U U A BAD ASS AND ORTON WAS TO PUSSY TO GET IN THE RING"
-- What's a BUSTER5? Yes, Cena is a cunt and a pussy. Good for you to notice.
"congrats for winning of beat a second against miz now u take belt from orton first u cut the tail of orton then make him tap"
-- John Cena: So powerful he can now beat time.
"john cena u rock dude u are my hero u rock so hard i what to be like u when i grow up like u. go big or go home dude from your fan luke stephan murphy go qld"
-- You want to grow up to have John Cena's rock hard "hero" in your ass? You may want to get some therapy for that.
"Just wanted you to know that my 14 yr old son has a rare genetic disorder and HE is YOUR biggest fan!"
-- Ladies and gentlemen: we now have a genetic link between Cena fans and diseases! Call the WHO before it's too late!
"luv ur acting,ur appearance,ur smack.ur are my wrestler 4 life cos they can see u."luv u""
-- I knew it! Cena IS a drug dealer!
"Check out your mini-me. He had a blast seeing you at Night of Champions...can't wait for Summerslam"
-- Let me get this straight: you were staring at his package while it was blasting at NOC? You have issues.
"My 8-year-old son had a blast seeing John wrestle live. He bought the 12 Rounds movie that was autographed. Awesome action-packed movie. I'm so glad he was able to experience his first live wrestling with his daddy and his uncle."
-- Ma'am, I hate to break it to you, but your son is gay. I think it may have to do with the fact that his father is your brother.
"Helo john cena i am a huge fan of u i dnt thnk u wl gt a bigger fan thn me i got al of ur pics up 0n my hole in my ro0m i am a wwe lover"
-- Cena pictures on your hole, eh? Well, Cena's dick is so small that you couldn't tell the diference between it and a peice of paper...
That's all for now, tune in tomorrow (or thursday, whenever I have time) for the finish of Fantasy Storylines.
Peace,
Nic
"Yo man ya 2 sick jst crazy"
-- Yes, John Cena is sick. He has an infatuation with little boys, and that's never good.
"john cena is so cool your mum will wake up and her cloeths will be out off fasion"
-- Wait... Cena's now so cool that he controls fashion? Uh oh. Women, now would be a good time to stop following trends.
"my son love u like hell no more life with me so have fin woth my son~!justin veevee!"
-- You're sending your son to live with Cena? not only is that horrible parenting, but I smell a Wacko Jacko-esque lawsuit in the near future.
"Cena ur the man & u rock, if u wea food u cud 've been my favourite meal"
-- Translation: "I want to eat your man meat"
"Cena your are the best you are my camp"
-- Cena Camp: Way scarier than Sleepaway Camp could ever dream of being
"You are the best wrestling,you are my favorit!Go John Cena Go......."
-- John Cena is so powerful that you can now use verbs as adjectives to describe his awesomeness? I guess this is why Cena fans have such bad grammar
"0mg! CENA! IM ACUALY TAWKN 2 U! 0MG 0MG 0MG! I S00000 L0VE U!"
-- I d0n't kn0w where t0 begin with this 0ne....Aside fr0m y0ur gratuit0us use of zer0's as o's, you really think you're talking to John Cena? How blonde are you?
"you very great man! U must beat all of wrestler in WWE! Ok!"
-- Oh Cena beats them alright....
"MAN ALL THEM BUSTER5 CNT HANDLE U U A BAD ASS AND ORTON WAS TO PUSSY TO GET IN THE RING"
-- What's a BUSTER5? Yes, Cena is a cunt and a pussy. Good for you to notice.
"congrats for winning of beat a second against miz now u take belt from orton first u cut the tail of orton then make him tap"
-- John Cena: So powerful he can now beat time.
"john cena u rock dude u are my hero u rock so hard i what to be like u when i grow up like u. go big or go home dude from your fan luke stephan murphy go qld"
-- You want to grow up to have John Cena's rock hard "hero" in your ass? You may want to get some therapy for that.
"Just wanted you to know that my 14 yr old son has a rare genetic disorder and HE is YOUR biggest fan!"
-- Ladies and gentlemen: we now have a genetic link between Cena fans and diseases! Call the WHO before it's too late!
"luv ur acting,ur appearance,ur smack.ur are my wrestler 4 life cos they can see u."luv u""
-- I knew it! Cena IS a drug dealer!
"Check out your mini-me. He had a blast seeing you at Night of Champions...can't wait for Summerslam"
-- Let me get this straight: you were staring at his package while it was blasting at NOC? You have issues.
"My 8-year-old son had a blast seeing John wrestle live. He bought the 12 Rounds movie that was autographed. Awesome action-packed movie. I'm so glad he was able to experience his first live wrestling with his daddy and his uncle."
-- Ma'am, I hate to break it to you, but your son is gay. I think it may have to do with the fact that his father is your brother.
"Helo john cena i am a huge fan of u i dnt thnk u wl gt a bigger fan thn me i got al of ur pics up 0n my hole in my ro0m i am a wwe lover"
-- Cena pictures on your hole, eh? Well, Cena's dick is so small that you couldn't tell the diference between it and a peice of paper...
That's all for now, tune in tomorrow (or thursday, whenever I have time) for the finish of Fantasy Storylines.
Peace,
Nic
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